A hypothetical
Ok, so you meet this girl at a sports bar.
You spill a drink on her and you apologize and then you buy her a drink to make up for it and then she buys you one and then you’re laughing and she’s touching your leg. You kiss her and she says she liked it and you know you liked it and the next thing you know you wake up in her apartment with the morning sun in your eyes and her sweet smelling body draped over you. She kisses you again and you make love and then she goes to take a shower while you wonder what you’ll name your kids.
Everything is perfect.
You flick on the TV to pass the time till you can touch her again and with nothing good on decide to see what she’s got in her saved programs.
You look at the screen and drop the remote. All that glitters isn’t gold.
She’s tivoed every episode of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne.
What do you do?
